is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
