It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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