when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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