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his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
be right there i have to get my cape
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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