Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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