Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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