Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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