put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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