O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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