He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
The air taste purple.
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