I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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