Sponge bath it is.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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