why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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