Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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