Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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