Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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