ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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