My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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