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(860): View more from Connecticut

he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?

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(909): View more from California

Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke

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(636): View more from Missouri

Dude, running 15 min late.

(1-636): View more from Missouri

Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.

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