Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I wish I only lived at night.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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