i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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