So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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