You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I need a hoe opinion
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