New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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