this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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