would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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