Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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