he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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