I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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