I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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