fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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