Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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