I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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