You really coming over, don't trick.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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