it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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