I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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