Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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