Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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