I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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