Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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