just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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