sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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