I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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