i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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