I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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