I want to stick my p in your. b.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
His hands were made for my vagina.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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