But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
