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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Just puked most of my soul out..
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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