i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
