no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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