am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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